The Chancellor, Norman Lamont Was christened, no doubt, at the font Chen his Clan learned about it They announced with a quick wit But Lamont's the name - NOT Lamont!
OK, but I think you're both guessing! There's no prize for the best answer, - only a big thank-you if you remember the correct one! Anyway, neither of these scans properly, and the original did, as far as I remember. Keep trying! P.S. How does a bagpipe get widowed???