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An engineer dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the gate and
says, "What! An Engineer! You're in the wrong place! Beat it!"

So, he goes down to Hell, and gets settled in. But he soon becomes
dissatisfied with conditions there, and begins to make improvements.
Before long, there's running water, flush toilets, escalators, even air
conditioning, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So,
how's it going down there?"

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning
and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this
engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What! You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he
should never have gotten down there. Send him up right away!

Satan says, "No way! I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm
keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue your shiny red pants off!"

"Oh, yeah?" the Devil replies. "Where are you going to get a lawyer?!?"



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Good one I'll have to tell it to my family



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"LOL" so true "S"

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